called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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