Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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