do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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