so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry mΓ©nage a trios in a closet.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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