I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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