i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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