Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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