it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We left the knife in your bed.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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