idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
do herpes really smell.
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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