only if we run a train.
done.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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