Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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