everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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