$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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