Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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