it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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