the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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