weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
