So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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