I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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