Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
time to smoke my breakfast
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize