make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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