Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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