So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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