so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I think people are normalizing furries
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize