mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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