Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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