I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
so let's talk penis.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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