Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
This is the high leading the old right now
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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