girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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