Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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