Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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