Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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