The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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