you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Nicole vs. Life
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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