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(250): View more from British Columbia

my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on

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(954): View more from Florida

so i told him i still liked him. he laughed

(1-954): View more from Florida

well, your crazy. what did you expect?

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(305): View more from Florida

you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Now back to adults eating hotdogs.

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(561): View more from Florida

You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...

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(805): View more from California

Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.

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(951): View more from California

you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.

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