so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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