I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Of course I have a pirate flag
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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