I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
