I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
