butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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