It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
false alarm. still invincible.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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