If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
two words...techno handjob
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I will be naked everywhere
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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