Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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