the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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