i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
how does that bad decision feel?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
