I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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