New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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