hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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