Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Shame - the story of my life.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
