don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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