I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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