i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
birth control should be required to get into college
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Randomize
