I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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