Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize