Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
