You're my little dorito
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize