Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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