Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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